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Upload one photo from behind, shoulders to knees, and the AI names your glute shape (round, square, heart or V), reads the projection and lift the photo shows, and picks out the detail that most defines your shape, plus what training would realistically change. No score out of ten, no strangers, and adults only.

Most places that will rate your ass or your butt are exactly what you would expect: an anonymous board of strangers scoring photos out of ten, with the photo left up for anyone to find. This is the opposite. Upload one photo from behind, wearing as little as you are comfortable in, and the AI gives you a specific read on your glutes: which of the four shapes you are, where your outline is widest, how much projection and lift the photo shows, and the one detail that defines your shape most. You get a real read instead of a number out of ten, no other visitors ever see the photo, and it is deleted after 7 days. Adults only, and only photos of yourself.

Tested by Brooke Tanner

How the Glute Rating Tool Works

The AI starts with shape, because shape is what the rest of the read hangs on. It compares three widths, the waist, the widest point of the hips and glutes, and the upper thighs just below the glute fold, and notes how far down the widest point sits. That comparison alone separates the four standard shapes: round is fullest in the middle, square has nearly straight sides, heart flares from a narrow waist to its fullest point low down, and a V-shape is widest high and tapers towards the thighs.

Then it reads projection and lift. From a side-on photo that is how far your glutes sit behind the line of your lower back and thigh; from behind it is where the lower fold sits and how cleanly it separates from the thigh. It also separates what is frame from what is changeable. Pelvis width and hip dips are bone structure and do not train away; muscle and, to a lesser extent, where you carry fat are the parts that move.

Before any of that, it corrects for the photo. Arching the lower back adds a surprising amount of apparent projection, a camera held low enlarges everything below the waist while one pointed down over your shoulder shrinks it, and a phone held close distorts whatever is nearest the lens. The result names your shape, the detail that decided it, and one concrete training note for that shape, and it tells you when the pose or angle was doing the talking.

Getting the Most Accurate Result from the Glute Rating Tool

One photo from directly behind, from the shoulders to the knees, standing relaxed with your weight on both feet and your feet about hip-width apart. Wear as little as you are comfortable in: the less fabric, the more of the shape the tool can read, and anything baggy hides it. Hold the camera at hip height, or prop it up and use a timer, rather than shooting down over your shoulder, which shrinks everything below the waist. Stand naturally rather than arching your lower back or clenching, since both change the shape the photo shows. Even light from the front or side works best. For a read on projection, add a side-on photo taken the same way.

Glute Rating Tool Accuracy & Limitations

The four shapes are a fitness-community convention rather than an anatomical classification. They are useful because they point at real differences in where an outline is widest, but there is no measured threshold where a round shape becomes a heart, and plenty of people sit between two. When yours does, the tool names both.

A single photo also cannot separate muscle from fat with any confidence, so the tool says what your shape reads as rather than claiming to know what it is made of, and it never estimates body fat or weight. Pose and angle matter more here than for almost any other photo: an arched lower back, a low camera and a phone held close all add apparent size and lift, and the same person can read as a different shape in two photos taken a minute apart. Treat the result as an honest read of one photo, not a measurement of your body.

The Story Behind the Glute Rating Tool

Online rating sites started with HotOrNot in 2000, and the glutes got their own corner of that world long before any AI was involved. What changed in the 2010s was the target. Fitness culture moved from chasing a flat, lean look to building shape, the barbell hip thrust went from an obscure accessory lift to a gym staple largely through the coach Bret Contreras, and glute training became a genre of its own. The cosmetic version grew alongside it: the Brazilian butt lift became one of the fastest-growing cosmetic surgeries of the decade, and a 2017 survey of plastic surgeons put its death rate somewhere between 1 in 2,000 and 1 in 6,000 procedures, then the highest of any cosmetic operation. That is the context for this tool never suggesting surgery or fillers. Everything it recommends is training.

The four glute shapes

The shapes are named by where the outline is widest, which is why the tool compares widths before it names anything.

Four abstract outlines of the waist-to-thigh region seen from behind: round, fullest in the middle; square, with straight sides; heart, narrow at the waist and fullest low; and V-shape, widest at the top and tapering down
ShapeWhat defines itWhat mostly drives itWhat training changes
RoundFullest in the middle, curving evenly into the waist and thighsMuscle and fat distributed evenlyMostly size and projection; the shape tends to hold
SquareWaist, hips and upper thighs close in width, with straight sidesPelvis shape and a higher, straighter hip lineUpper-glute work can add curve at the top corners
HeartNarrow waist flaring to its fullest point low, near the glute foldFat carried low on the hips and upper thighsUpper-glute work evens out the top of the shape
V-shapeWidest high, around the hip bones, tapering towards the thighsFat carried higher, often more common with ageLower-glute work, hip thrusts and deep squats, fills in the taper

The three glute muscles

What people call their glutes is three muscles, and they shape different parts of the outline.

MuscleWhere it sitsWhat it does to the shapeTrained by
Gluteus maximusThe large outer muscle, making up most of the volumeProjection and the middle and lower shapeHip thrusts, glute bridges, deep squats, Romanian deadlifts
Gluteus mediusUpper and outer side, below the hip boneWidth and fullness at the top and sides, the upper shelfHip abduction, side-lying leg raises, single-leg work
Gluteus minimusUnder the medius, deepest of the threeLittle visible effect; mainly a stabiliserThe same abduction and single-leg work

Hip dips are bone, not a flaw

Hip dips are the inward curve on the side of the hips, between the hip bone and the top of the thigh. They come from the skeleton: how wide your pelvis is, and where the top of your thigh bone sits against it. Nearly everyone has them to some degree, and how visible they are depends mostly on that structure and on where you carry fat, not on how fit you are. Training the gluteus medius can soften them a little. Nothing removes them, and the tool will only mention them as part of your shape, never as something to fix.

What actually changes your glutes

Muscle is the part you control, and it responds to the same thing every muscle does: heavy enough work, done consistently, getting harder over time. In practice that means a hip-extension lift such as the hip thrust or Romanian deadlift, a deep squat or split squat, and some abduction work for the upper glutes, two or three times a week, with enough protein to build on. Visible change takes months rather than weeks. Fat distribution is largely genetic and shifts with age and hormones, which is why two people doing identical training can end up with different shapes, and why the tool reads your shape rather than grading it.

Frequently Asked Questions

You upload one photo from behind, from the shoulders to the knees. The AI compares the width of your waist, the widest point of your hips and glutes, and your upper thighs, uses that to name your shape, then reads projection and lift and picks out the single detail that most defines your shape. You get the shape, the reasoning behind it, and one training note, in a few seconds.

Whether you call it your butt, your bum or your glutes, it depends on where your outline is widest. Fullest in the middle is round, nearly straight sides is square, a narrow waist flaring to its fullest point low down is heart, and widest high around the hip bones, tapering towards the thighs, is a V-shape. Many people sit between two, and the tool names both when you do.

As little as you are comfortable in. The less fabric there is, the more of your shape the tool can read, and loose clothing hides it almost completely. The tool is for adults 18 and over only, using photos of themselves.

No, on purpose. A number out of ten tells you nothing you can act on, and it is exactly what the crowd rating sites already do. This tool tells you your shape, what defines it, and what training would change, which is the part that is actually useful.

No. Upload only photos of yourself, and only if you are 18 or over. A read of your shape is only useful to the person it describes, and nobody should have their body rated without choosing to.

Your photo is never shown to other visitors, never posted anywhere, and never rated by strangers. It is used to generate your result and deleted after 7 days, as our privacy policy explains. If you choose to share your result, the link carries the text of the result only, never the photo.

Usually because the glutes were not in frame, for example a front view or a face-only photo, and the tip under the result will say what to upload instead. Photos are also rejected if they are sexually explicit, look like professional or adult-site images, or if the person might be under 18.

The inward curve on the side of the hips, between the hip bone and the top of the thigh. They come from the skeleton, how wide the pelvis is and where the thigh bone sits against it, so nearly everyone has them to some degree. Training the upper glutes can soften them a little, but they are structure, not a flaw, and nothing removes them.

Partly. Bone structure sets the frame and does not change, and where you carry fat is largely genetic. Muscle is the part you control: hip thrusts, Romanian deadlifts, deep squats and abduction work, two or three times a week and getting heavier over time, will change size, projection and the upper shape over a few months.

Because the shape is read from widths that only a straight-on back view shows. Camera height matters more than people expect: a photo taken down over your shoulder shrinks everything below the waist, and one taken from low down enlarges it. Prop the phone up at hip height and use a timer. For projection, add a side-on photo taken the same way.

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